Santiago's Jägerizer

Now you too can speak like a Jägermonster

This is a tool to take regular English speech and make it sound as if it is being spoken by a Jägermonster from Phil & Kaja Foglio's must-read Girl Genius comic.

It's just a bunch of rules for sed, the Unix stream editor, that replace certain groups of letters with others. You can download it and take a look at how it's implemented and even run it yourself.

Text to apply that lovely Jäger accent to:

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