Reasons a great lover is better than chocolate

by Santiago

When he goes straight to your hips, it's a good thing.

With chocolate, you're the one having to do the eating.

He comes off without having to be licked off.

He helps you burn calories instead of gain them.

When you want to take your lover with you, you don't have to carry him.

Lovers can be reused indefinitely.

No one is allergic that kind of nuts.

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